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393: Roman Emperor Theodosius I proclaims his eight-year old son Honorius co-emperor.
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| Your mother wants me to spend more time with you; maybe this will shut her up. | |
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| Can you show me the sign to make when I want them to kill a gladiator? | |
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1570: James Stewart, Regent of Scotland, becomes the first person to be assassinated by firearm.
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| Sire! Have you any final commands? | |
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| Enact... stricter... gun control... legisllllll...erk * | |
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1912: The International Opium Convention is signed at The Hague.
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| Aw man, I missed it? Oh well, I guess there's always next year's International Opium Convention. | |
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| You have been seriously misinformed, my friend. | |
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