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| Lord Jesus... the collection plate has been empty of late. But perhaps if you blessed our parishioners, they would bless us in turn. | |
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| Merciful Allah... the drought has been hard on our crops. If you sent us some rain, our whole village would rejoice. | |
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| Emperor Haile Selassie of Ethopia... I'm broke. Can you spot me a dime bag? | |
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| Man you know I only got an ounce 'til Thursday... but what the hell. Anything for a believer. | |
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