CC574: Taft & Slim-Fast, alternate punchline

Author: evil_d

Date: March 12, 2014

by evil_d
3-12-14
Former president William Howard Taft! You're... actually looking a lot better since you died. How'd you lose the weight?
It's simple! I'm on the Zom-Fast diet. I have a brain for breakfast, a brain for lunch, and then a sentient dinner.
I mean sensible dinner.
So, what are you doing later?