CC606: And here we've been trying to avoid them

Author: evil_d

Date: March 9, 2015

by evil_d
3-09-15
Here I am, the first human to walk on Mars. That's one small step for... H.G. Wells?! What are you doing here?
The Martians were so impressed by my flattering portrayal of their civilization, they invited me to live here as an honored guest!
Okay... but... you've got to be almost 200 years old by now! How are you still alive?
The wonders of Martian medicine, my boy!
Does that mean anal probes?
So many anal probes.