The Case for Arbor Day, part 2

Author: evil_d

Date: February 20, 2002

by evil_d
2-20-02
I'm getting to hate major holidays just because of all the *other* whiners who hate major holidays.
It's society's fault that I feel worthless 'cause I'm not in a relationship!
I'm unable to resist the peer pressure to buy meaningless gifts for everyone I know!
That's why I like Arbor Day. You never hear a tree whine 'cause it's not part of a forest. They accept our appreciation gracefully and give us valuable oxygen in return.