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| I'm getting to hate major holidays just because of all the *other* whiners who hate major holidays. | |
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| It's society's fault that I feel worthless 'cause I'm not in a relationship! | |
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| I'm unable to resist the peer pressure to buy meaningless gifts for everyone I know! | |
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| That's why I like Arbor Day. You never hear a tree whine 'cause it's not part of a forest. They accept our appreciation gracefully and give us valuable oxygen in return. | |
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