Comic Cup XV: Slowest pedestrian IN THE WORLD

Author: evil_d

Date: June 12, 2015

by evil_d
6-12-15
...served my time and they still won't let me have a license! Anyway that's bollocks, I need to drive, as long as I don't—
You just ran somebody over.
Was it a blind man who couldn't possibly identify me?
I think it was Jeremy Clarkson.
Shame, that. Seemed like a proper gent. Would've liked to have a pint with him.
If it's a pint of blood, there's still time.