Comic Contest #8 - A Low Pass Christmas Carol

Author: evil_d

Date: February 26, 2001

by evil_d
2-26-01
...Scrooge, having his key in the lock of the door, saw in the knocker, without its undergoing any intermediate process of change -- not a knocker, but Marley's face.
Knock knock knock, all day long. Knock knock knock while I sing this song.
Okay, I give.
You don't get off that easy, Scroogie. Tonight you shall be visited by three spirits: a cowboy, a pink donkey, and an axe-wielding squirrel.