If Bethesda writers had to get other jobs

Author: evil_d

Date: February 22, 2016

by evil_d
2-22-16
How soon will my prescription be ready?
Come back in about 200 years.
This sculpture is an artist's conception of Tyrannosaurus Rex, a fearsome predator that roamed the earth nearly 200 years ago!
...and my address is 123 Main Street.
Okay, I've entered your order. Please allow 200 years to 200 years for delivery.