Anyone who says his beard is red is fake news

Author: evil_d

Date: February 8, 2017

by evil_d
2-08-17
I've called this press conference, or "in-person tweet" as I think of it, to introduce my pick for Secretary of Treasure.
Don't you mean "the Treasury"?
No. Meet Captain Blacksareinferior, I mean Blackbeard.
A pirate?? Isn't that like putting a fox in charge of the henhouse?
Boy, you guys are really not going to like my Secretary of Henhouses.