I'm sure I'm not the first person to make this joke

Author: evil_d

Date: March 28, 2017

by evil_d
3-28-17
I asked you to make something that I could award to the winner of our pinewood derby.
But what I unwrapped, in front of the whole troop and their parents, was a small statue of what appeared to be a feline's hindquarters.
Is that a problem?
Problem?? It's a catasstrophy!