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| As you know, Billy, "naughty" and "nice" are relative terms. It's okay to be a little naughty, as long as you're nicer than 50% of your peers. | |
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| This year you're exactly in that 50th percentile. So it comes down to tiebreakers. | |
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| "Tiebreakers"? Like what? | |
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