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| Do you suffer from chronic dry eye, but don't want to put any strange chemicals in your body? Then you need TruTear®! | |
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| Here in our factory, we spend all day telling orphans they're unlovable in order to bottle the genuine tears that your peepers need! | |
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| Please sir, may I have my teddy bear back? | |
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| Sorry, Timmy! We used it as kindling to burn down Disney World! | |
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