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| I had the largest audience ever to witness an inauguration, period. | |
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| You tell 'em Donald. Those aerial photographs were obviously doctored. | |
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| 45.6 million people watched my State of the Union speech. The highest number in history! | |
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| And who wouldn't tune in, just to hear the sound of your melodious voice? | |
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| When I was fucking that porn star, I gave her the most orgasms. No porn star has ever had so many orgasms, believe me. | |
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| Love 'em and leave 'em, that's what we religious conservatives say. | |
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