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| Planet Earth was a sinking ship. I always said so. But I knew I could count on you to bring me aboard your two-person spaceship, Elon. | |
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| You forced me to at gunpoint. I wanted to bring a woman so we could restart the species. | |
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| Ah, women are overrated. All they do is lose their looks and then describe your penis to everyone. | |
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| Hey, let's find that car you launched up here and take it for a spin. | |
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| Do you think oxygen is a Chinese hoax, or what? | |
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