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| Lately I've been getting a lot of mail with messages like, "Mr. President, when will the violence end?" or "Can't you stop the fighting?" or "Go back to Texas, ya hick!" | |
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| Well I want you folks to know that good ol' W has heard ya. That's why, effective immediately, the USA is declaring War on War! | |
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| So let it be known that soldiers and those who harbor them are no longer safe from our weapons of mass destruction! America's gonna bomb War back to the Stone Age! Yee-haw! | |
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