Pretend he looks like Keanu Reeves.

Author: evil_d

Date: May 31, 2002

by evil_d
5-31-02
Hey, I know you! You're Keanu Reeves!
*sigh*... Yes... yes I am.
You suck! All your movies suck! I'd beat you up right now if it weren't for the tragic story of your poor, paralyzed father.
Dude... Christopher Reeve isn't my father.