Comic Contest #9 - He's an insane, semi-literate evangelist

Author: evil_d

Date: March 1, 2001

by evil_d
3-01-01
Boy, Mr. Squirrel, you're lucky you're not a homo sapiens. It says they get cast into the... fairies of hell, I think.
I sure could go for some nuts right about now.
Hey brother, can you spare a dime for something to eat?
No, for blessed are you who hunger... after... um... right-handedness... for you shall be felled!
Jesus, I don't understand. It says here to humor thy feather and thy muffler....
For the last time, I'm not Jesus, I'm your aerobics instructor.