Too bad her boyfriend is made out of metal

Author: evil_d

Date: March 1, 2001

by evil_d
3-01-01
Hello. I'm the clip-art representation of this strip's author, or, well, any strip's author, really. Maura is pretty hot, even if she is pixellated. I'll bet she's got guys lining up around the block.
Hi there, handsome. Wanna lie down and do stuff we can't be shown doing in-panel?
Okay... oohh....
...mmmmmm...
...hey... this is great! Check it out, everyone! I'm having sex in a comic strip!
Not if you keep giving them the play-by-play, you're not.