Rules Contest 8: Abduction

Author: evil_d

Date: July 15, 2002

by evil_d
7-15-02
The captain has turned the "Oh fuck" light on. Please return your tray tables and seat backs to the upright position, and prepare for a horrible, flaming death.
If we're going to die, my last request is for some of the expensive shit you serve in first class!
Greetings, human. We have saved you from an untimely demise in order to perform scientific experiments on you. We trust you will be grateful enough not to object.
Never mind that! Where's my fucking drink?
I had hoped it wouldn't come to this.
That thing had better shoot space-whiskey.