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| Matt, I was very surprised at your low score on this morning's grammar test. Where did you learn to speak so poorly? | |
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| Avast! Be ye offendin' me Pirate-American heritage? | |
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| Pirate-American? Don't be ridiculous. You were talking like a normal person yesterday. | |
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| Normal person, say ye? Be assured the school board will hear of this, ye scurvy wench! | |
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| The Oakland School Board voted unanimously today to recognize "Pirate-Americans" as a separate ethnic group... | |
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| ...including pirates, descendents of pirates, people who play pirates at Disneyland, and anyone who's ever stolen anything. | |
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