Comic Contest X - Where everybody knows your dark secrets

Author: evil_d

Date: March 4, 2001

by evil_d
3-04-01
Norm!!
Afternoon, everybody. Pour me a beer, Woody; it's time to put another notch in my liver.
Hey there, Normie. I was just telling everyone about the deep significance of Zero Wing in Japanese culture...
Cliff, we've been sitting together at this bar for how many years now? Nine? Ten? In all that time, has anything you've ever said been true?
...uh... it's true that I'm a mailman....
For now, but just wait until the post office solves the mystery of all those undelivered Playboys....