CC150: Two weeks into freshman year...

Author: evil_d

Date: October 29, 2002

by evil_d
10-29-02
So, hey, you're not completely ugly, and I'm not completely sober. Wanna have sex?
Sorry. I have a girlfriend back home and I can't cheat on her. We're going to get married as soon as I finish college!
Ha ha ha! Hey Nick, get this. John says he has a girlfriend back home and they're going to get married after college! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
What's so funny? You think we're going to break up, right? Well, let me tell you --
No, mostly I'm laughing at the idea of you having a girlfriend.