CC150: Homework will be assigned telepathically

Author: evil_d

Date: October 31, 2002

by evil_d
10-31-02
Alright, class, take out a pen and some paper. We're having a quiz on chapters 1 and 2 of the text. There will be ten questions....
What? It's only the first day of class. Isn't it customary to teach the material before you quiz students on it?
Miss, students in my courses are expected to know what is appropriate to study, and to show some initiative.
If I already knew what I was doing, why would I pay someone thousands of dollars to teach me?
Young lady, I am not accustomed to teaching students who aren't interested in learning.
I don't think you're accustomed to teaching students, period.