I Am Ugly, Part 3

Author: evil_punk58

Date: April 23, 2001

by evil_punk58
4-23-01
Ugly tries to reason with God...
Jesus, why'd you make me so damn ugly? I never get laid. I mean for Christ's sake, YOU get laid more than I do.
It is your inner beauty that shines through, my son.
I wonder if you taste like unlevened bread and wine....
Gotta go....!