I Am Ugly, part 6

Author: evil_punk58

Date: April 25, 2003

by evil_punk58
4-25-03
Looks like Ugly is in trouble...
Excuse me sir. I represent a group of people who have brought a class-action suit against you for being a hazard to society.
I think this guy is talking to me...but I'm not sure, better pretend not to notice...
Uh, sir? Are you alright? You seem to be staring intently at my tie...
He's right, that tie DOES look good...
Okay...I'm going to slowly back away now. I'll just send you your subpoena in the mail...
Uh oh, he's making a break for it, little does he know that my mind powers will-...wait, I don't have mind powers...fuck...