Rulsey goes shopping

Author: ewan

Date: January 9, 2002

by ewan
1-09-02
In B&Q Superstore . . .
Look MR....It's simple...I ordered FRIENDCHIPS last week and I DEMAND to speak to the manager!!
Ahhh , Mr Rulsey well i'm afraid we don't sell "Crisps" we are a DIY store if you hadn't noticed.
Surely He MUST Be Joking . . .
Look mate .... If I don't see FRIENDCHIPS in front of my face in TWO MINUTES ! then there is going to be SERIOUS TROUBLE
But where THE FUCK am I going to get Friendchips in the middle of an industrial estate , hundreds of miles from civilisation?
3 days later . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sometimes people take things TOO serious
Package for Rulsey ?
AS I SAID EARLIER . . . If you wan't this business to do well . . You need to stock The Basics . . . .Frienchips...True