Ladies please

Author: ewan

Date: May 20, 2002

by ewan
5-20-02
Ladies!...Ladies! Let me introduce you all to my poofy friend Graham. I know ladies...i know, he is a little on the ugly side but i wont hold it against him, im a good scottish laddy.
Um...cheers, that was a bit shady.
Now ladies, personality is what counts, isnt that rite Graham? haha. Ladies I understand we arent all as good looking as me but i cant help it, I was born this way, haha, isn't that right ladies.
I'm gonna leave now. My night is ruined.
Now Grahams pissed off ladies, and im sure he had a brilliant night...isnt that right ladies, we can get down to business. Now hands off ladies, ill be here all night...anyone for a McChicken Wrap???