All comics by exchase

 

Blackflag and Cali by exchase 10-01-09
blackflag, you've made over 60,000 posts on GC, not one of them even remotely lucid... OMG, YUO A3R T3H GH3Y!!1!	I mean, don't you think it's time to put down the bottle and grow up a little on the forums? YUO AR3 S0O DUMN!!	sigh, why do I even bother? YUO L0OK JUTS LEIK A BUTT!!1! yes! sweet burn!!

 

Blackkflag and Cali 2 by exchase 10-01-09
Later that day... Hey Cali! I saw you talking to Blackflag earlier,what was he saying? Hey Cockfyte, nothing much, just the same old stuff you hear everyday from the no-talent, sunshine pumping haters on the forum...	yeah, it's a shame when posters who never had an interesting thing to say in 10 years feel like the need to put down the truly gifted contributors... True...	...but don't expect that to change anytime soon. I HAERD TH4T, YU0 H0MO BUTT-NUGG3TZ!!1! woo, really got 'em that time!

 

Blackflag and Cali 3 by exchase 10-01-09
Hey Batgirl! Did you hear that Blackflag now claims that he's not actually drunk and/or under the influence of mind-altering substances when he writes all his posts? No kidding! Really?	I swear! He actually said that! Wow...	That somehow just makes it sadder... ...blather, slather, robble-bobble, wiggurt in the doaarly-hatch meat curtains mcguggleblad god I'm so smart...

 

Blackflag and Cali 4 by exchase 10-01-09
Computer, please look up the term "insoucient" for me. mmm...working. "insoucient"...no results found. Can you give me the context?	Sure, Blackflag said in his 68,000th post that he was so great and beloved by everyone because of his "insoucient sense of wit..." mmm...working. Suggest he really meant Inscient: In"scient\, a. [L. insciens, -entis, ignorant. See In- not, and Scient, Science.] Having little or no knowledge; ignorant; stupid; silly.	Yeah, you're right, that's probably what he meant. It's all about the context.

 

Blackflag and Cali 5 by exchase 10-01-09
Hooray for Blackflag! King of the Sunshine Pumpers! Hurrah, Blackflag! Legend In His Own Mind!	Yay for Blackflag, Hero of All Forum Retards Everywhere! Yes! He makes us all feel smarter just by association!	What would we do without Blackflag and his lunatic ravings to make us all look better? DAMN STRAIGHT! AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!...hey, wait a minute...

 

Blackflag and Cali, Epilogue by exchase 10-02-09
Epilogue: The Next Day... Hey Flag, I'm sorry for humiliating you all day yesterday with my stunning creativity and rapier wit. Can you forgive me? Well, since you put it like that, sure! And I'm sorry for thinking my lunatic ravings could ever be a match for yourcomedic genius. Still friends!		So, OK Moderator, will that do it? Are we good? You'll quit deleting my threads now? HAY GUYZ!!1! D1D YUO HER3 TH4T?? H3 G4VE UPP!! BLCAKFALG W1N5 A6A1N!!one!!

 

Lane and Layla by exchase 10-02-09
Hey Layla, I saw some pictures of you on the internet today. I don't like the idea of you posing in skimpy outfits and sexy bathing suits. I'm sorry Lane dear. I don't see anything wrong with it. I'm just expressing my natural sluty...I mean, sexuality.	Still, it's not right for the wife of a man in my position to be seen looking like that on the Web... ?	So, here, try on this Bobby Bowden mask and costume I made for you...wait, let me get my camera... Al Davis, I'm going to kill you one day...slowly...painfully...

 

Lane and Layla by exchase 10-02-09
Hey Layla, I saw some pictures of you on the internet today. I don't like the idea of you posing in skimpy outfits and sexy bathing suits. I'm sorry Lane dear. I don't see anything wrong with it. I'm just expressing my natural sluty...I mean, sexuality.	Still, it's not right for the wife of a man in my position to be seen looking like that on the Web... ?	So, here, try on this Bobby Bowden mask and costume I made for you...wait, let me get my camera... Al Davis, I'm going to kill you one day...slowly...painfully...

 

Steve and Dabo 1 by exchase 10-05-09
Monday, at the "Proving Grounds"... Hey, uh, Dabo? Coach Sweeney, what the heck are you doing here? Oh, hey Ol' Ball Coach! How ya' doin'? I just wanted to watch are REAL Head Football Coach in action, ya know? Maybe pick up a few pointers?	Uh, yeah, hold on a sec...Hey Garcia! Did you see how well Reid played on Saturday? You gotta do better than that or you're gonna be ridin' the pine against UK! oooh, a brewing quarterback contraversy, sweet!	Hey listen Dabo, we kinda got rules around here about opposing team's coaches scouting our practices... Please, Coach! I promise I won't be any trouble! You won't even know I exist...not that you do as it is, but still! Click Clack!

 

Steve and Dabo, Part I by exchase 10-05-09
Monday, at the "Proving Grounds"... Hey, uh, Dabo? Coach Sweeney, what the heck are you doing here? Oh, hey Ol' Ball Coach! How ya' doin'? I just wanted to watch are REAL Head Football Coach in action, ya know? Maybe pick up a few pointers?	Uh, yeah, hold on a sec...Hey Garcia! Did you see how well Reid played on Saturday? You gotta do better than that or you're gonna be ridin' the pine against UK! oooh, a brewing quarterback contraversy, sweet!	Hey listen Dabo, we kinda got rules around here about opposing team's coaches scouting our practices... Please, Coach! I promise I won't be any trouble! You won't even know I exist...not that you do as it is, but still! Click Clack!

 

Steve and Dabo, Part 2 by exchase 10-06-09
Still at the "Proving Grounds"... Oh c'mon HBC! Please let me watch your practice! I need all the help I can get! I already knew that.	Besides, I'm about to be fired! If I learned everything about your program now I could be a big help to you when you hire me to be your new right hand man next season! uh...	Just like Brad Scott in reverse! I could be like your side kick! Think about it, we could get matching uniforms, have a secret handshake, have special late night "strategy" meetings... Security!

 

Steve and Dabo, Part 3 by exchase 10-07-09
Later that day... So Dabo! How did it go with Coach Spurrier this afternoon? Eh, not so good Brad...they kicked me off the field.	Been there, done that... Hey, that's right, you have! So did they put the handcuffs on you and threaten a beating if you ever came back?	LOL, I wish! Sigh...yeah, that really made it all worthwhile.

 

TrooperDel vs. Blackflag by exchase 8-17-10
You suck! No, you suck!	No, YOU suck! No, YOU SUCK!!	NO! YOU SUCK!!! NO!!!!!!!.....

 

Cali vs. Cantson by exchase 8-17-10
hey dude, don't you think *some* intellectual honestly might be nice from time to time? BP...corporate takeover...Halliburton...Karl Rove...	I mean really, what is the point of all this acrimony? Net nutrality...capitalist dogs...Iraq...	hey, when you're done hammering that nail into your skull, do you mind if I eat your rotting corpse? starving children...USA is the enemy...GOP devils...Obama is God....

 

Cali vs. Trooperdel by exchase 8-18-10
one day, on The Big Spur/State House Forum... Trooper, why must you keep up this constant crusade of antagonizing people on the internet? YOUR MOTHER WAS A TWO-DOLLAR WHORE!	I mean seriously, after all these years wouldn't it be better if you got out of the house once and a while and got, I don't know, a life maybe? YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU FOR ANOTHER WOMAN...or something...	man, this internet business is tough when you have to go against people who actually THINK... god, I love you so much right now, "Mr 1:27"...

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