Facebook For Life

Author: ezb

Date: September 11, 2010

by ezb
9-11-10
Meanwhile, back at West Seattle Funblog Corporate...
Don, did you hear? I'm up to 5,000 friends on Facebook. A lot of them are bands I don't really listen to but whatever, it's cool bro!
So is that what you do all day at work John? Post shit on Facebook? Is that why your numbers are down?
Charlie, did you hear? I'm up to 5,000 friends on Facebook! I know, fucking killer is right!
Listen, just because I have to wear this costume for my Star Trek religion doesn't mean you can ignore me John. I'm still your boss.
FFFFL bro, fucking Facebook for fucking life man!
Max, it's 10 minutes past your break time, get the fuck off of Facebook!