Will The Real Stephen Hawking Please Stand Up

Author: ezb

Date: September 11, 2010

by ezb
9-11-10
So let me get this straight, YOU'RE the real Stephen Hawking? YOU'RE one of the greatest theoretical physicists ever?
That's right.
Then who's the guy with Muscular Dystrophy that the public recognizes as Stephen Hawking?
He's just a guy I pay to sit in that chair and push a button that vocalizes my theories and opinons. It leaves me more time to focus on my work.
You really are the smartest guy in the world, aren't you?
Damn straight! Want to go mess around with the Hadron Collider?