How to get fired from a job you really REALLY hate part 1

Author: facejam

Date: December 4, 2002

by facejam
12-04-02
Hello thank you for calling. My names Jim, how can i help you?
Um...yes...i see. Have you tried turning it off and then on again?
And that didn't help?
Right, okay then. How about....
...(sigh) You know what? I really couldn't give a flying fuck any more.
Eat shit and die.