#1 comic by failed_abortion4-24-03 May I take your order? Yes, do you have any grilled horse anuses? WHAT! HOW DARE YOU! Of course we have grilled horse anuses!
beer commercial rip-off by failed_abortion4-24-03 this comic blows no, it sucks BLOWS! *pow!* SUCKS! *wham!* SPLASH! This is so demeaning I agree
it's okay to be gay by failed_abortion4-24-03 I don't like gay people. Hey, you don't know them all personally!!!! Yes I do. Oh, okay then. I'm not wearing any underwear... I hear that!
dad's story by failed_abortion4-24-03 Then I ate him... Ate who? Didn't you listen to my story, boy? What story? All you did was come up here and say "then I ate him"! It was great, wasn't it?
happy happy gift time by failed_abortion4-24-03 I got you a Christmas gift, Santa! Ho ho ho! What is it? What? Can't you fuckin' see? It's a box! Just a box? IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS, YOU BASTARD! Who is this man anyway?