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| I don't get this. 68% of the American people firmly believe Elvis is still alive. 52% of those swear he's married to Marilyn Monroe, and the two live in a nursing home near Cincinatti | |
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| American culture is perenially obsessed with dead pop icons, in a pathetic attempt to fill the enormous void in their shallow, competitive, often tyrannical society | |
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| And get this: the correlation between successful OVNI-themed blockbusters and the immediate increase of NASA's budget for classified researches has finally been established | |
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| The American space studies program still reflects the subdued nature Cold War has assumed after the fall of Socialism, symbolizing its crunching and the lack of valid alternatives to Capitalism | |
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| I hate you. Don't you ever feel puzzled? Tortured by a seemingly unsolvable question? | |
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| How the hell does Popeye bite that pipe? Piercing it to his cheek? Are we supposed to ignore the laws of Physics just 'cause it's a damn cartoon?? | |
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