4 ways to get dumped by your girlfriend: 1

Author: fashinsta11

Date: September 14, 2008

by fashinsta11
9-14-08
Comment her on her weight...
Hey sweetie!
Hi, did your sweater get smaller?
And then deny it...
*Yells!* Are you insinuating that I'm fat??!!!
No no no, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!
She'll dump you before you say "Watermelon tastes like socks."...
I knew you were a jerk Todd!! We are SOO over!
Yes!! She dumped me, now I don't have to tell her she's a bad kisser!! What was her sister's number again?