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by fat_abbot
2-25-02
One day in the robot lounge.....
Hey, im a robot !
wanna see what that claw can do to my odd looking breasts ?
...robot gay thinks.....
Like, NO! Get out of here, you queen, rape ! rape ! rape!
....geez, who programs these fucking fag robots ?....
..fag...
oh gosh, i need a manicure...

 

by fat_abbot
2-25-02
Up in Mad Crazy Slag Whore's flat, the phone rings....
*ring*ring*ring*ring*.....
...that phones ringing...
...and continues to ring....
*ring*ring*ring*ring*.....
...im going to eat that phone...
Uh Oh!
..yummy, now i dont need that phone

 

by fat_abbot
2-25-02
Down at "Club Hospital", Mad Crazy Slag Whore is out on the pull.....
Hey, i dont think ive seen you hear before, have I ?
Yes, you have, i remember the shape of your foot
...things are going well...
Really ? Wow, I thought this gordy waist coat was a bit too much, but it sort of represents my character you know ?
No, it contrasts your elbow structure beautifully.
...but...
oookay, your weirding me out here....
I HATE YOU !

 

by fat_abbot
2-25-02
Robot Gay and his "pal" are walking towards their fav club...
YEAH ! Are you ready to ROCK baby ?!
YEAH SWEETIE! Oh my gosh ! Look, theres a nazi !
Robot Gay's "pal" is having none of this....
HEY ! Homo hater ! Go to hell you piece of shit !
Excuse me ?
..wah, wah, waaahhh.
Hey ! Im "Right Said Fred" not a nazi. Why does that always happen ?
OH GOSH, i am soooo sorry. Youre like, my idol......

 

by fat_abbot
4-29-02
Talking about VB as usual....
Adrian, your project sucks balls.
My project 0wns you....blah...blah....
VB data manager roxors Access
OH MY GOD! You are spawn of satan.
...then....
Its true.....VB 0wnage.........welcome back!
AHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

by fat_abbot
4-29-02
DaSpikey1 and BillBen chat....
Richardhuish.com 0wns j00...
I suck.
How come youve got a beard? you're prepubescent. theyre someones pubes arent they ?
look whos talking. HA HA HA im hilarious.
...then....
cunt.
yup!

 

by fat_abbot
4-29-02
Fatboy is filming the latest DNA series of "sketches"
Greets, Im D, of DNA. Watch me make a twat of myself. ROFL, I dunno about you, but im laughing already.
Out of my way, prick.
....filming isnt going to well....
Lets hope this tramp can carry the program along. Remember, Im funny !
Ya, fookin cunt. wha the fuk you doin filmin me ya fookin twat?
...things go from bad to worse.
Hi this is PlayUK digital (the digital bit makes us good honest) weve decided to axe DNA After a rehash of who decides what programs are shown we thought that the penguins we employed dont know comedy
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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