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by fatboy4321
4-18-03
Dog-Boy comes upon his Lord and Savior
Jesus Christ!? Where can I score some more malt liquor, man?
Where the fuck are your pants?

 

by fatboy4321
4-18-03
Jesus? What should I do about the guys at school who call me fat and try to rub my belly for luck?
You know... if those guys were picking on me, I'd cast them into the depths of hell, where their flesh would continually be flayed and their eyes and tounges seared with red-hot pokers
But then again, I am the Son of God. I'd bet that a fat whiner like yourself has no choice but learn to take it and like it

 

by fatboy4321
4-18-03
Yo Jesus! Spare some *GUM* man?
WHOA!!! FUCK!
HEE HEE!!
Only if ya got some of that crack for me... My hands and arms are starting to hurt!

 

by fatboy4321
4-18-03
Greetings Earthman! Take us to your leader!
Shit... load Him up!
I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. If ye had known me, ye should have known my Father also: and from henceforth...
Commence anal probing
... the words that I speak unto you I speak not of myself: but the Father that -- Sweet Jesus! I can see my house from here!

 

by fatboy4321
4-18-03
Dear Lord! Show me the path to greater wisdom and righteousness!
Well... you could stop peeing in the holy water before mass...
Wait! Come back! I was just kidding... It is so lonely here...

 

by fatboy4321
4-18-03
Heh neebr! Me goat a plenta bevvy o thon peeve! Weina heav sum?
You do know you are wearing a skirt, right?

 

by fatboy4321
4-18-03
Yo Jizzle da Chrizzle! What the dilly yo? I taught you a nizzle fo shizzle?
Sadly, I share Michael Jackson's affliction, giving me long flowing hair and pearl white skin
Sheeet! I'm gone!
Actually me and Michael like to share something else... I think he'd like a strong young man like you...

 

by fatboy4321
4-19-03
Father Patrick, I came as soon as I got your message
Thank you son
Now quickly get into my bed! We must infuse you with the 'Holy Spirit' immediately!
Okay Father...
To Be Continued...
Shit!

 

by fatboy4321
4-19-03
Where We Last Left Things...
Must... Save... Choir-Boy...
Ungh! Yes my son! Feel... *YEAH* ...the power ... *OOH* ...of the Holy Spirit *Mmm* ...deep... *UNGH* ...within you! Wow!
Jesus Smites...
Must... Use.... Holy.... Power....
God is in you! Come back to the light my son --- **ARRRRGGGG!!** WHY GOD? WHY...
But Has A Mistake Been Made?
666!! Satan is good! Satan is my pal --- The priest is gone? SWEET, HORRIBLE FREEDOME!! Must... spread... will... of... Satan...

 

by fatboy4321
4-19-03
Evil Choir-Boy Unleased...
Submit to the will of Satan you granola freak!
Lay off man... I'm a pacifist
His True Nature Is Revealed!
*GROWL* I shall cast you into the endless pits of Tartarus where your only relief will be in the flaming gasoline of the River Acheron!
WHOA! Man, this is a new trip!
What Will Jesus Do?
Prepare to enter the blazing inferno of Kur-Ku-Dush where only the dried bones of the damned will hear your pitiful cries!
Ahhh... now that's better...

 

by fatboy4321
4-20-03
Submit to the will of Satan, asian anal whore!
Love for sale! Five dolla make ya holla! Suck you demon dong mista? Me love hentai!
Filthy Whore! I shall bury you in the fiery sands of the Malebolge where the giant blood ants shall continually devour your yellow flesh!
Oooh... you so kinky!
Meanwhile...
And then, I tell him -- I shit you not J.C. -- that he can suck his own cock if he doesn't like the way I do it
Hmmmm.... my Christ Senses are tingling...

 

by fatboy4321
4-23-03
Evil Choir-Boy Wreaks Havoc!!
Ha ha ha!! I will destroy you all!! Down, down to the bowels of Hell!!
I knew I should have moved to Florida...
Meanwhile, Back At The Christ Cave, Jesus Gets Ready...
Time to put in some fresh nails, and put on a new loin cloth...
But Will He Be In Time?
That's better... To battle!!

 

by fatboy4321
4-23-03
Meanwhile... In Hell
Work you hippy scum! Wallow in your own misery!
Hee hee!!
We don't seem to be getting to him!
I know! What in Hell is wrong with this guy?
We shall flay your skin! Suffer and cry out for salvation!
Whatever you say Mister Squirrel... *PFFT* Hee hee!

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