The Adventures of Jesus

Author: fatboy4321

Date: April 19, 2003

by fatboy4321
4-19-03
Evil Choir-Boy Unleased...
Submit to the will of Satan you granola freak!
Lay off man... I'm a pacifist
His True Nature Is Revealed!
*GROWL* I shall cast you into the endless pits of Tartarus where your only relief will be in the flaming gasoline of the River Acheron!
WHOA! Man, this is a new trip!
What Will Jesus Do?
Prepare to enter the blazing inferno of Kur-Ku-Dush where only the dried bones of the damned will hear your pitiful cries!
Ahhh... now that's better...