Tough Customer

Author: fatguy0506

Date: December 10, 2005

by fatguy0506
12-10-05
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ordinarily, I'd tell you I'm a Jehovah's Witness. However, we've been having more success at doors opening if we say it's the FBI.
So which is it? Witness or Fed?
Actually, it's both. I'm a Jehovah's Witness working for the FBI. I've come to tell you that the government now expects you to follow my religion or we will incarcerate you.
I accept your challenge.