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| Hey man, what did you do before all this? | |
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| I was a scientist who worked on Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction programs. | |
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| No SHIT? You mean the weapons were real? | |
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| No WAY! Look, we don't even have much TOILET PAPER in my country, let alone a real weapons program. | |
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| So, all the paper work and stuff that talked about programs and everything, you guys just made it up. | |
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| It was either convince Saddam that I could build a balsa wood airplane that could fly across the atlantic or have a soccer ball shoved into my anus. | |
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