Iraq 11 08.21.03

Author: fcr

Date: August 21, 2003

by fcr
8-21-03
A few months ago in Iraq ...
Okay, whoa, so, yo, wait a minute, you didn't, there was paperwork that showed that maybe you guys were doing weapons, but no actual weapons.
Yes my American friend. We have a choice. Look productive for Saddam or have battery cables placed on genitals.
That's like when I was working at Kinko's. If the boss was looking, I would look like I was doin' something, but when he wasn't, y'know, I wasn't doing squat.
Yes my American friend, you goofing off at Kinkos is just like me trying to protect my family and genitals by faking work on a weapons program. Exactly. Couldn't have said it better myself.
You're messing with me now, right?