Iraq 13 082203

Author: fcr

Date: August 23, 2003

by fcr
8-23-03
A Few Months Ago In Iraq ... meanwhile, at the White House ...
Now, George, you've been doing a good job, a very good job, reading your speechs, combing your hair, avoiding the press, and, well, following our "advice" to you on important matters,, but--
I studied cheer leading and binge drinking at Yale ... my nickname at Skull and Bones is "Temporary" cuz I couldn't think of a better one and Mr. Pootz was already taken. Do you like cookies?
... that's great George ... Now, getting back to business, you're about to go on national TV again to announce that Saddam Hussein's time is up and--
DICK! YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!
*sigh* Yes George, I LOVE cookies ....
ALRIGHT DICK! COOKIES ARE AWESOME WHEN YOU DIP THEM IN BOURBON! GOD I MISS COOKIES DICK!