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| Thank you for calling. *click* | |
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| I hear your wife just had twins, and your mother got hit by a bus. | |
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| That's right, boss. I asked for some unpaid vacation time to help my wife, who broke her leg on the way to the hospital. | |
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| Forget that. Management is going to a meeting in Tahiti, and you're working 90 hour weeks for the next month. | |
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| So hows your first day at work going? | |
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