Unemployed Lord of Darkness

Author: feebleoreo

Date: April 10, 2001

by feebleoreo
4-10-01
Fired? You?
Replaced by a damn stupid looking robot. The EVILTRON 673. At least if I'm going to be replaced by a machine, it could be a machine with a non-retarded name.
Yeah, the same thing happened to my brother-in-law. Of course, he was no Prince of Lies...
At least they let me keep my pitchfork.
Hey, maybe I can get you a job working with me. I'm second in command of keeping the bathrooms clean at Rest Stop 224.
I've never wanted to cast someone into a lake of fire more.