Randomosity II

Author: felion

Date: January 15, 2001

by felion
1-15-01
Hello there, Boys and Girls... My Name is Bob...
(applause) Hi Bob!
Im here to tell you about the dangers of... slow modems! Do you not what happens to poor little kids you use dial up connections?
No! Tells Us Bob!
You turn into our friend Bones here, as you wait.. and wait.. So do whatever you have to do kids. Beg, whine, bribe or blackmail your parents! And get a cable modem today!
I Gotta get a new day job!