How to Take Over the World: Lesson #1

Author: felion

Date: January 18, 2001

by felion
1-18-01
The Evil Overlord Plots..
So, how are your plans going for taking over the world?
Well, I have made a few ecexutive decisions..
Such as?
The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be kept in my safe-deposit box.
How Evil.
Well... Thats a good idea..
I've also decided, that to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited internet access.