Tim and Jerry #1

Author: ffhero

Date: May 26, 2005

by ffhero
5-26-05
Well, I've sure hit an all time low.
That's for sure, Jerry. I wish I could help you, but, you know. I'm in the witness protection program because of that damn stalker.
I know, Tim. Its just that I lost my job, my money, my house, and my girlfriend all because I got abducted by aliens.
Uhh Jerry? You never had a girlfriend.
I hate you.