Kala and Bacon in a plane crash scenario!

Author: fieryarrow

Date: January 23, 2006

by fieryarrow
1-23-06
Bacon, this plane's going down!
Oh my Darwin, what are we going to doooooo!!!
I'm going to pray to God, then hail a few Marys, along with Joseph and the wee donkey..then I'll ask all the Angels and the Saints for intercessions, in the name of Jesus of course, then back to God.
But I don't believe in God or creationism or any of the ID shit!
How's this? Our Darwin, who art in evolution, thy scientists test, thy labs rule the rest! Give us my Daisy, and forgive my wife who give me no sex, but puts away groceries while I sit on my arse!!
I would suggest that you have the right to remain silent and request that you do so..otherwise you are really gonna piss God off!!