Confessions are good for the Gravy Ladle?

Author: fieryarrow

Date: May 15, 2006

by fieryarrow
5-15-06
Father, you have a very attractive housekeeper.
I know what you're thinking and you're wrong.
Three weeks later...
Now, I'm not saying you did "borrow" the gravy ladle but if you did, please return it.
Father, I'm shocked...
I'm sorry, but I had to ask...
Well, I'm not saying that you do sleep with your housekeeper but I do know that if you slept in your own bed, you'd have found the gravy ladle by now!