Let's ask the guy

Author: file13

Date: January 13, 2003

by file13
1-13-03
Instead of guessing what Jesus would drive, let's ask him right now....
Hi there. My name is Jesus. I love you.
Jesus, what kind of car would you drive?
Um...
What's a car?
Well, I guess we have our answer, straight from the Messiah's mouth.
NEXT WEEK... WHAT WOULD JESUS DRINK?
I feel faint. Can I have a drink of water?