Going to the source...

Author: file13

Date: January 13, 2003

by file13
1-13-03
Well, now that the Council of American-Islamic Relations has come out in protest of Dan Marlette's opinion of what Mohammed would drive, we've decided to go to the source...
Sorry. Mohammed's busy right now.
Will he available soon?
Well, we just started his daily hellfire and brimstone treatment, and we really like for it to come out evenly.
So, what... thirty minutes? An hour?
Try 5,000 years. He's been a really bad boy.